Worzel Gummidge

It's your Nanas favourite scarecrow here, doing what he does best & looking decidedly lifeless & made entirely of straw...

Nah, we've no idea who on earth he's even attempting to emulate here, but we feel Worzel's efforts could've been helped massively had he went more to town on the claret, as the sparse spatterings on offer are stingy to say the least..! The wooden claw-work is still admirable, however.