Gazza, Uma & Captain Jack

Stage left resembles euro 96 Gazza from the neck down, but we're completely unable to piece together the references he's trying to attempt with his fusion of freaky headgear..? Prosciutto..?! St. George..?! Pineapple..?! Burger King..?! Proof, if ever anyone needed it, that you can over-do your look & lose points (& any respect) as a result. Replacing the headgear with a fishing rod & a party bucket would've actually done him a huge favour here. Of course, it'd of still been dire, but not half as dire as this... Anyway, moving onto Uma, at we're so grateful her efforts are at the very least coherent & understandable, if not a little played out (see previous years' Uma's for mastery). We've said it before, it's a basic look that requires less effort than continental meat faced Gazza, but a little more effort than turning up in your kegs... Capt. Jack is very much in a similar vein to Uma here, we appreciate we can make out what the bliddy hell we're looking at, but it's barely any relation to the spook-a-thon & as a result, this trio should be locked into solitary for this clusterfuck..!