Slight Spattering, a tab & a phone

Their stance alone suggests they’re well aware that they’re not in the running for anything here..! We’d say that we appreciate the effort, but with what little effort, claret & application that's on display this is simply inappreciable. 

This chancey pairing deserve little else to be hung, drawn & slaughtered in front of a cast of their peers, for shambolic crimes against this spook-a-thon..! How many times must our repeated cries fall upon deaf ears..? If you're going to go to such a minimal effort, please try to at least compensate the fact & attempt to distract us with a less half-hearted stance... Phones away, tabs extinguished, claws & fangs sharp & primed for action...