Cheetah
Enter Duffman... Capable of ruining any half decent photo by running up to shot & voiding his bowels as loud as humanly possible.
Other than the obvious, his pathetic costume also reeks of human rectum & deserves no more time wasted on it, so we shall instead focus on the more calculated efforts of his Cheetah chum whose holding her nose for dear life, protecting her palette from the airborne papa… She’s done a decent job of her spots, whilst clearly a more sauce-led effort, there’s still evidence of claret upon her bosom, although her paw seems to be unfortunately covering the majority of it, proving the importance of a healthy helping of the haemoglobic spatter will always go a long way in this contest... Flatulent cartoon characters, not so much.
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