A Shockwork Orange

Providing an excellent example for the rest of his peers how to go about getting a total hiding in this competition...

 He's doing absolutely nothing for us & this is all starting to smell like a bit of a last minute dash. Usually, when we get a sniff of the old 'last minute' the pillocks in question tend to go for something wild & outlandish -straight off the shelf... But not this fella, he understands the needless hype surrounding your bog standard magic box fodder & waves a sharpie in the faces of anyone wandering around in an all-in-one suit or wearing a horse head... 

While it's clearly a look of total defiance, his pathetic little black eye will never mask the fact that it is still utter shite..!!