DEVIL JESUS

Jesus heads up a cult (& that's what it is readers, just a large one) In this cult choir boys are regularly fingered in vestries. In this cult, AIDS sweeps through (what fat white people refer to as) third world communities, as Jesus tells them that condoms are ungodly. In this cult a Palestinian is portrayed globally, as a white european. This religious cult & others like it have been responsible for more barbaric deaths (burning witches, hanging negros, wiping out indigenous people in the name of god) than almost any naturally occurring phenomenon. If that doesn't make this costume accurate, we don't know what does. We do understand that some people take great comfort from his religious cult, but as we said, we're looking at him logically, from our time spent on this planet as adults. Not basing our judgment on what we were told at Sunday school, when we were little babies who also believed in Santa... It's a bold look & as we've explained, an accurate & topical depiction. The hair of which, gives him unlimited werewolf options for next year...