BROOMSTICK WITCH

Let's face it, in the witching game it's all about attention to detail & if next year's Witches turn up this lame..? We shall throw them all in a pile & burn them, as all the rest of us dance around the pyre, in a naked & lude manner, howling like loons.. It's a fact readers, that if you took all the witches on display here & were somehow able to mate them with one another, their hypothetical progeny might just stand a chance of a medal (if we chucked in some stripey tights & a hat buckle to drag them into the winner's enclosure).