BLIDDY DISTASTER
We bet when he hired that Clown costume he probably thought to himself “I’ve got these NYE Tickets in the bag..!!”...
He probably hadn’t thought there’d be so many other Clowns in the same boat as him, which is probably the reason he decided not to make such an effort in the makeup department... Well fool him, ‘cos there’s strong competition for the best Clown & it’s safe to say those prizes will probably be landing elsewhere… The reason for this is because his costume is rubbish, his make-up is rubbish & he has shamed his family, his friends, his ancestors, but luckily not his descendants... as he won't ever have any for obvious reasons. There's no way he can win which is a shame 'cos this geezer is a Clown. A proper Clown... If you know him please beat him with a stick..!
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