BASSET’S CLOWN
We've mentioned this before, but if you’re gonna do the whole Clown / Jester thing you can’t ever rely on the fact that some people are scared of them & expect to waltz to victory phone in hand…
You’ve got to do more than just rock a (relatively high quality) liquorice allsorts kinda costume, with minimal claret & one dodgy contact... Try to imagine for a second how un-spooky this photo would be without a gormless MJ in the background…? How many times have we gotta tell you..? Your pose is a large percentage of the job... You put down your mobile phones, you put down your handbags, you put down your tabs... Then all you have to do, is crunch your paws up like an arthritic granny... Now, put them close to your chest like you're a little baby Tyrannosaurus Rex, then using one hand at a time, still maintaining your arthritic claw, lunge forward as if trying to pull flies out of the air (while grimacing) It's not hard kids, you just have to show commitment...
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