THIS ENQUIRY'S DELIBERATIONS & SCOPE...

Reflecting on this whole sorry episode has now thrown up a potential issue on which we must rule... It has come to our attention that WW was recently remade, starring a person called Megan Fox. According to our sources, this Megan Fox isn't someone who in-bred toffs chase after & she does not have a big bushy tail, like a brush... She's never even met Basil & she's just a normal woman, an actress by trade, who (judging by her name) may or may not have grown up in Elswick, during the 1980's..? (see number 162. paragraph 5) Here she is pictured in a promo still from the movie & you can clearly see that she has a slightly different headband on to Lynda's, that points both up, as well as down... So we find ourselves in a quandary readers, which is better..? A ruling must be made... This Enquiry's Binding (to all parties) Ruling... After much deliberation, we find Lynda Carter's original series to be superior & that the newer, remake WW is an imposter... Therefore 233. WW 1 above, is to be considered the genuine article & 234. WW2 deffo has her heed thingy on upside doon. Even if WW2 was being Megan Fox, check back... her headband only points downwards, with no sign of any upward point at all... Thus, we feel we have now examined all the relevant evidence & can confidently reassert our original posit, which was... That WW1 has her nut sorted & WW2 is an Upsidedown Cake. Wonder Womangate -The matter is now closed.