POORLY EXECUTED ZOMBIE
What kind of lame zombie pose is that meant to be like..?!
This mug looks as though he is either gasping for breath (& we all know Zombies don't breathe) or, is busy sleepwalking, whilst dreaming he is staring in the money shot of some central european, gay porn movie... On top of that, his overall bloodwork is tres weak & here readers, we see exhibited the first proper vimto merchant of the evening's contest. Just look at that shirt...
Surely he knew there would be stronger zombie contestants within this esteemed competition..? He can gargle fresh, viscous, semen on camera 'til the cows come home... He can do it all day long. If he likes, he can even do it in a stinky little dungeon, buried deep, beneath an innocent, suburban, Belgian kitchenette - a lovely image..? Perhaps, but it's not gonna score him any points in this contest.
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