PIGGY

What a tragic waste of his true genetic spook power... He could have been a contender, he could have won this thing outright! Look down at his spooky little shadow on the ground..!! Are you thinking what we're thinking...? This man has a natural inner Halloween scorpion / crab / claw / thing, just waiting to erupt inside him! Instead of recognising that god given talent & assembling his Halloween costume accordingly, he monkeys about instead. With his pig's rubber snout, he ends up just looking like he's off a dodgy internet site & wins himself zilch. Sign up for immediate lessons at the J Rabbit Academy - there she can instruct a young man such as yourself, to always play to your strengths.