NOVELTY WITCH

Luckily for her, she has that big, spooky wart growing there, right in the middle of her tongue. This means, that not only is she popular with the boys, she's also saved her skin by utilising sensitively, her God given growth to it's true best advantage. It's a Halloween finishing touch & central theme, all in one. Always play to your genetic strengths readers. Just look what Ronnie the Dog's come as in the background & you'll see what we mean... You know it makes sense.