MAN IN A BINBAG.

We thought it may be a version of a hilarious masterwork, which debuts toward the end of the contestants (you'll know it when you see it), but on reflection we don't think it is... Why would you do this when you know we have just praised homemade costumes, are you trying to make us look ridiculous..? This chap has no make up, no props & no costume either (unless you count the binbag...) So, shall we pour disdain on him (via the medium of fading Soul chanteuses), as a group, because of that readers..? Yes, let's join together in unison & do just that. OK, are you ready..? Let's go... Stand up, lean forwards slightly... Point your finger at the computer & prepare to waggle it. Are you in position..? Good. Now shake it up & down & repeat after us... (whilst maintaining your waggle) 'We are outraged by you Sir... Your outfit is a complete & utter load of Eartha (Kitt). If you can't come back with something less Gladys (Knight), then we shall beat you...'