HALF A FONZ

His Fonzie hair is a mess. Even a proper zombie Fonzie wouldn't have gone out looking like that. His trademark leather jacket - isn't... His standard issue white t shirt is blue. His claw looks like he is reaching out to grab a big hairy Belgian's nice, fat, pee pee & he is missing an opposable thumb (should he genuinely wish to be universally accepted as a true Fonz this evening). It's a beating & he's earned it. So let's administer it to his skull cavity, right now... Happy Days!