BADLY BEATEN HIPPY.

This Hippie looks as though he's taken a beating & by the horrendous quality of the seam between his face & his rubber, kiddie's scar, it looks like this took place at the joke shop till... The facial expression is good, the blood is less than average, but with the overall look, all is in fact not lost & he is able, through the power of genetics & the concept of evolution, to rescue his look, embracing the sinister with some considerable degree of aplomb. Join us now readers & revel, in the splendour of this (rarely seen) example of a connoisseur, wispy, vagina chest wig... A cleave merkin of a quality so high, that Kind Uncle Jimmy (scroll-over alert..!) woulda gone bananas for it...