BADGERS

This is pure quality & this duo are ticking the topicality boxes bigtime. They must have briefly planned it all over some wine, then just got on with it. You can tell they each put their own make up on, as one has it tight & the other all smudgie... Bless! This is a good thing & a tell tale give away to all Halloween costume connoisseurs that they are good sports, individuals & not getting themselves all uptight about tonight's competition. Exuding confidence they deliver themselves as true Badgers, in a way that should terrify any zombie conscious human. If they are like this now, just think what might they be like as an undead national Badger army, zombiefied after a mass cull..? Nature is our Queen & this Government are dicks about the environment. Two gold stars each & an individual extra point for each lower lip. They dress up, they rock up, they rock out... Pure class!