A MESS, IN HIS GRANDA'S COAT

That's what he is readers, we can all see it...

He's got an ill fitting shop rental skeleton suit, Granda's finest for a coat, a River Cottage circa 2009 syrup & it looks as though next door's toddler has just scribbled all over his dial. Really poor & it's his own fault (& some considerable degree of Halloween justice) that his bone costume makes him look as though he may have a voolva... (sorry, Vulva).