WITCH 4. WESTSIDE WITCH.

Witches are supposed to claw at you, not make Ali G type hand gestures... This behaviour is totally unacceptable & coupled with the fact that you too, have ignored the basic discipline of a silver hat buckle, amounts to a disgrace. All the points you've scored for use of the colour purple (the official colour of Witchery), use of the colour green on your syrup (another staple in the Witches pallette) & your obligatory stripey Witch tights come to nothing... 

So stop pissing around. Get a buckle, put it on your hat, straighten your bliddy fingers out into a claw like gesture & start thinking about transport... All you lame Witches need bringing into line. This is World Headquarters & what's right is right.