THE UNDEAD.

His game is tight. He’s a well crafted Zombie, who’s been dead for a while, as he has the blue thing going on quite nicely. The eyes are beyond criticism & the torn clothing is 100% authentic. We hate to nit pick & as you will surely realise, it is not in our nature to criticise the costumes of others purely for our own amusement… But we have to challenge his use of the knife as a tool… Think about it – Zombies cannot possibly use a tool. It is industry standard & it’s indoctrinated by Rule 11 of Zombiedom. It’s such a shame because his execution is otherwise near perfect, but he’s only got himself to blame. WHQ cannot allow people to break the established laws of both Zombiedom & Halloween in such a blatant fashion without bringing it to the attention of voters. What’s right is right.