JESSIE J.

For those of you who don’t know her, she is famed for yodelling like a wounded Jack Russell, having a broken foot all the time & kidnapping small multi-cultural children. 

She then imprisons them & forces them to learn all her songs. Once they are fully rehearsed, she throws them into the crowd at Glastonbury, then plucks them out (apparently at random) & forces them to perform with her, singing word for word, whilst pretending they’ve never met before. 251-some-kinda-gothic-popstar Now this lady does actually look a little bit like her, except to really nail her look, she should’ve had the cast on her foot. 

Then she could have topically dragged her leg (ever so slightly), paying a slight & tasteful homage to the world of Zombiedom. A golden opportunity to accessorise & adapt said accessories, to further the cause of Halloween spookery, has unfortunately been missed here.