CAT PEOPLE.

Kinda spooky & as we all know, it is impossible to argue with a bleeding eye socket. Little bit of a half a job though, as simple improvements could’ve raised their game. Those improvements are – symmetrical eye socket blood (as in, applied to her face too) & also – symmetrical black lipstick (as in, applied to his lips, as well as hers). Then as a finishing touch, symmetrical facial hair (as in, snipped from his pubes & then glued onto her chin), to set it all off just dandy. These two must learn not to cut corners with spookiness. 224-cat people Looking ahead, unless they can get the look together as a couple for next year, we recommend he breaks out on his own, playing to the genetic strengths of his unique lugs & moves into the solo, Mr. Spock, or Lord of the Rings, Fairy-type Dude costume arena… Obviously we derive no humour & take no pleasure in giving you this sage advice, we do it soley for your own good & in the interest of spookiness.